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Gynocide
♠Tales of the Stewed, Screwed & Tattooed: The Wrathful & Gloomy Years♠
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The Average Post On My Livejournal Is About:

  • Stupid shit I've done or am doing or am going to do. Or all three.
  • My birds.
  • Booze and/or bartending.
  • Tattoos. Usually other peoples' but sometimes mine.
  • News articles that interest me.
  • A picture or video of something humorous,odd or disgusting.
  • How bad somebody or something sucks. This is not limited to you or me being the topic.
  • Crappy cellphone pictures.

    The Short Version:


  • Underemployed bartender/model/writer/wildlife rehabilitator/

  • Former law enforcement officer/disgruntled government employee.

  • Residing with 2 macaws, 4 cockatiels, and a sparrow. Also feeding multiple stray cats and keeping an open-door policy to animals that show up in need.

  • I thought high school was the lamest shit ever and left at 16. Then I thought college was the lamest shit ever and left at 25. The only academic institution that I ever officially graduated from, besides junior high, was the police academy.

  • I never have identified with the concept of motherhood and had myself sterilized at the age of 23.

  • Socially, religiously, or politically, I don't fit neatly in to any one label or affiliation. I'm in to common sense, personal responsibility, and the church and/or government staying out of my business.

  • I'm kind of an asshole.

  • Eagerly awaiting inner-peace,redemption and deliverance (the non-ass-raping kind)!

    Other ways I'm pimpin it lately:

  • I sell books and CDs (remember those?) on Amazon.

  • I'm selling pictures of naked tattooed ladies. You gotta be 18 in most geographical areas, sometimes up to 21.


  • And there's always the blatant PayPal request:





















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    The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.
    —THE FLAG CODE, Title 36, U.S.C., Chapter 10, § 176 (a).
    As amended by P.L. 344, 94th Congress, approved July 7, 1976.

    Posted in opposition to The Patriot Act, which represents an extreme danger to the life, property and liberty of all persons living in the United States.


























  • If at any time I upset you or hurt your feelings, take the following actions and then proceed to shut the fuck up: http://www.livejournal.com/admin/console
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    I run:
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    [info]cockatiels
    [info]freaksofnature
    [info]macaws
    [info]millipedes
    [info]stupidlandlords
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  • Memories:779 entries
    Pictures:over 1100 public
    Interests:147: a churchfree crotch, abandoned places, acquiring-an-attention-span, advising-you-to-stfu, amateur night, american history, amusement parks, annoying the tourists, arguing-about-my-crisis-pregnancy, backing your shit up, bad taste, bakersfield, bartending, being-86ed-from-fine-establishments, bizarre street signs, cactus gardens, california, california highway 99, calling-your-bluff, carnies, chevrolet silverado trucks, church/state separation, cigars, climbing on stuff, cockatiels, coffee, comfortable numbness, committing-the-seven-deadly-sins-daily, concerts, conversations-with-drunks&crackheads, creative monkeywrenching, criminal intent, danaus plexipus, detoxification, doing-everything-my-way, driving-down-the-highway-to-hell, dying-with-my-boots-on, ex-cops, freaks of nature, fresno, friends that don't suck, fucking-up-your-statistics, futurama, generally-being-a-pain-in-your-ass, gynocidal shennanigans, handcuffs, harley davidson, hating retail, heavy metal, helium.com, hookah-smoking-caterpillars, horror films, horseback riding, informal education, inkygirls, interstate 5, judge judy, kern county, kern river, king of the hill, life-after-prison, lingerie, living within your means, macaws, marijuana's-bad-mmmkay?, mermaids, millipedes, mixology, mosh pits, nemi, nevada, not being underestimated, not having illegal interests, not having kids, not-giving-a-fuck, not-playing-their-reindeer-games, oregon, partying-like-a-rockstar, pills, pin-up girls, pirates, pissing on your parade, pleading-the-5th, pole dancing, political incorrectness, popsicles, pornography, postcards, productive hating, promoting the end of the world, prostitutes, pulling-these-knives-out-of-my-back, pushing-my-luck, putting-another-notch-in-my-lipstick-case, quaggas, questioning-your-authority, raymond carver, reading voraciously, real-motherfuckin-talk, recovery, refusing-to-elaborate, reno 911, riding-the-lightning, river-tubing, road trips, rollercoasters, running-from-the-cops, rusty nails, sacramento, saving my own ass, seinfeld, sending-carl-demented-mail, serial killers, sex, sex as a weapon, shit you don't like, short stories, sideshow freaks, sluts, south park, spanish, sparrows, standing-up-at-the-gates-of-hell, starting shit, stuckinthemiddlewithyou, subversion, survivalism, sustainable lifestyles, taking-care-of-my-own-goddamned-self, talking-serious-shit, tank girl, tattoo expos, tattoos, tenants' rights, the simpsons, today's horrible affliction, tohellwiththeconsequences, traveling, truck stops, trying new things, undecency, urban legends, verbally abusing strangers, working with animals, writing, zippos, zoo tycoon
    Friends:527: View Friends.
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