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♠Tales of the Stewed, Screwed & Tattooed: Rest Your Trigger On My Finger ♠

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Bender Rodriguez
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30-something asshole bartender residing with parrots, a cat and husband. Sometimes I write shit and publish it too - - check out the latest book I'm in:


Why Are Faggots So Afraid of Faggots?: Flaming Challenges to Masculinity, Objectification, and the Desire to Conform



This livejournal is not a safe space and may give you low self esteem. It's almost like real life!




User Testimony:



  • "I just sent gynocide this message: *I love you hun but I'm getting rid of all my twitter friends here on LJ:C

    And her reply was: *Peace out, I don't really read your shit either.

    AND THEN SHE BANNED ME!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - - sandowl.

  • "Clearly you have pms. I don't know how many times I've removed someone and gotten "omg what did I doooooooo!?" So I can totally see leaving a polite note to save the trouble later. I bet you wouldn't be this asinine if you were face to face but it's okay to be a rude twatface when you can hide behind your keyboard. Amirite?" alwaysamommy.


  • "There was no need for your reaction. I'm glad I see your true colors now, bye bye. And I never asked you to change your journal for me. And yes, I think I'll be just fine without a crazy bitch on my friends list." - - sandowl.

  • "I bet you find yourself quite lonely then and that's why you feel the need to fill an online journal with twitters constantly, then get butthurt when others politely tell you they don't want to read them." - - alwaysamommy.

  • "I love your posts." - - sweetgingertea.

  • "I just got whiskey up my nose." - - project_mayhem_.

  • "You are SO in my will." - - auntiesiannan.

  • "LMFAO. Oh I love you." - - rant.

  • "I love reading you. Wish there were more like you." - - flameamongcoals.

  • "Awwww, under that toxic exterior lies a warm gentle caring soul." - -trailrat.

  • "Please get really drunk and beat up all the girls [on Bret Michael's bus]! America will thank you." - -spooky_nine.

  • "Gynocide: Accept no (l)imitations." - - pezchampion.

  • "I have too many people on my flist who have Twitter feeds that annoy. Yours are still amusing as hell." - - sasha_khan.

  • "Are you seriously the Enigma's gf?" - -tempest_omouthy

  • "Are you seriously riding a fucking Komodo in that one pic?" - - scarybaldguy

  • "Carrie, I'm your total tattoo fan-girl and I've adored you for years." - - markedformetal.

  • "Honestly, I know I can speak for missdotti as well, we live for your zoo posts. I imagine my future animal herd and enjoy them vicariously through your posts. Please keep them up! I am thankful for nebris and magyarok_saman
    because they brought me to your lj! It's one of the few that I read everyday." - - scottrossi.

  • "Your journal is full of twitter dumps, youtube videos, and tasteless pictures that don't interest me, sorry." - - voiceboxx.

  • "You're a fucking moron." - - heatherface.

  • "It's basically impossible to imagine you being a bad person." - - mcpreacher.

  • "God, you're so fucking awesome at every point in your life." - - g4sheriff.

  • "And posts like this are why I'll never take you off my friends' list. " - - project_mayhem_.

  • "This is why I don't post more. I NEVER have awesome shit like this to report. " - - iratepuppy.

  • "This is about the most enjoyable, funny thing ever. We are in your debt for posting it." - - theservant.

  • "Personally, my favorite of your personality quirks is your innate bullshit detector." - - st_ranger.

  • "The stuff you post is so messed up. I love it." - - badrobot68.

  • "You are my role model." - - persiascarecrow.

  • "AHhahahaha! This is why I love having you on my flist; you post the best random. Ever. You win!" - - insidious1.

  • "I love that you picked up tattoo tips in prison. You are awesome." - - Marisa Kakoulas.

  • "You are the most awesome read ever." - - flameamongcoals.

  • "You definitely win the prize for "mindfuck of the month" with that." - - moral_vacuum.

  • "3 reasons why i love Carrie (@gynosaurusrex)...1. she always keeps me well informed/entertained with new, strange and amazing facts. 2. she is the greatest story teller...EVAR. 3. she makes me cry so hard from laughing and i NEED that kind of comedy. she's simply awesome. " - - lilredant.

  • "I have no interest in calling her out on anything-- in fact, my note for her is "racist troll who ought to die." - - claws_n_stripes.

  • "I'm glad someone pays a racist cunt to open her mouth instead of kick it repeatedly." - - writewrongs.

  • "Poison arrow frogs have bright colors, dead ends have stupid tattoos." - - mcpreacher.

  • "Some people got no class..." - - moropus.

  • "I finally met gynocide and she was awesome. In fact, of all the people I've met online, she is the only one who was EXACTLY the way I thought she would be. She looked just like her pics. She acted just like she does online. Carrie is truly a WYSIWYG." - - azraelle.

  • "She lights up everything in the room. Specifically, she calls forth red and blue flashy lights." - - g4sheriff.

  • "Carrie is so cool!" - - The Scary Guy

  • "I await your eternal empire with glee." - - ishitpinecones.

  • "I am Troll of the internets and I approve this message." - - real_live_troll.

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